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6 ways in which to insure your girlfriend will kill you

ist2_2515285_couple_s_quarrel_woman_hitting_man.jpgOkay okay, I know it has been a long time since my last post! I mean we are even into a new year now! but let me just get over the next bit so that I can get on with the post - a post that has made it important for me to dust off the keyboard and log in to share it will you…. \Since my last post we bought a home in Windsor Nova Scotia that is over 143 years old - needless to say the repairs and renos have been relentless! |I have also been working full time for a kitchen design firm. So in between trying to get out a pod cast with JaK attack and redoing the roof, electricial and flooring I have neglected my sight….

Soooo on with the reason with why I have come from the darkness of blog neglect back to the realm of the internet readers…… I was researching for a top ten list for JaK attack and found an article of what men are to tell their girlfriends in order for them to lose weight….and it was serious…at AskMen.com you can find this little article and if you want a death wish you can try one of the six pieces of advise that  Chris Lumsdon gives for desperate men trying to tell their women that they are fat! OMG… I cant believe that this is published and more importantly that some blind men out their might actually be trying their luck and using these lines! I tried to email Chris to ask him if he hit his head when he came up with this wpihamy- however teh link to his email was not working at the time…..

Men - there is no way , easy or otherwise, to tell your girlfriend she is fatter than you would like. Trust me , if there was an easy way to tell the one you love all that you did not like about their appearance than all of us women would be standing beside our own version of Brad Pitt or Antonio Bandaros rather than our own special brand of Elmer Fud…. None of us are perfect… If you are not happy with your partner just tell them- you are going to get the heat no matter what…fooling yourself that their is a way that can trick one another is simply stupid…Quite frankly - if you are so very concerned with your lovers appearance that you need to lie about a way to get them to change then you have other deeper issues.

Chris- you guys have got to get a female on the team. What good is guys giving advice to guys…..I was in the Navy for 14 years and I could always not get over the bad advice men gave to each other on ‘how to handle the gentler sex’…..Honestly…

Doubt me? go ahead and use the ridiculous line of having a new female trainer at the gym….. see how the rest of your evening goes!

4 Responses to “6 ways in which to insure your girlfriend will kill you”

  1. Dean Evans Says:

    KPG, Are you going to show us some pics of the house? I keep hearing about it on the Jakattack and I am interested.

    All the best from downunder.

    Dean

  2. Gabriele Says:

    Hi Kelly,
    I’m a new reader of your blog and listner of the Jak Attack from Milano, Italy.
    I’m also a fresh user of Linux Ubunto since one whole month now and I must say that I’m pretty satisfied of my choice.
    By the way it was such funny your discussion on what you read on ask men dot com that it reminded me to the title of a funny book here in italy. The cover pictured the drawing of a glamour-supermodel-like girl and the title was “Do you see me fat”? If you say yes I cry. If you say no I don’t believe you.
    I suppose this was mostly dedicated to girls fixated with their line (and I know a bunch of them), but it was rich of funny jokes.
    However the tone of the articles matches perfectly the tone of those published in those magazines you often find in the gyms like Men’s Health for example. I agree that these kind of articles are done mostly for their specific target, that is to say “I just tell you what you want to hear”. I bet that the most funny articles on these kind of publication are those teaching skills to be use to “conquer” girls.
    Ciao!

    Gab

  3. Kelly Says:

    Dean : I am getting something together for the site as we speak!

  4. Kelly Says:

    Gabriele: always too cool to meet a fan! I am trying to get back into the linux now and update the blog diary but it is sooooo hard with all the house renos!

    You are sooo right with the different tones of the articles….stay tuned for other top ten lists that should be just as funny or educational - I hope!

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